Dancing with Degeneres

Floggers and Boggers,

By now you have realised that Totti and I are just the right ammount of crazy to come up with something like this:

We want Ellen Degeneres to support us in our mission to help her acheive world domination in 2010.

To help Ellen’s 2010 resolution of World Domination - we want to combine it with our own amazing adventure. Watch as we are about to embark on our own quest of World Domination, beginning May 17, 2010 and we thought we'd take Ellen with us.
From the U.S, Jamaica, ooooooh we wanna take ya; everywhere!

America: Segway tours in L.A, Disneyland, Cancun, Vegas, the big apple, Miami beach.
England: We solemnly sware that we will do everything in our power to make the guards outside Buckingham Palace participate in taking absolutely ridiculous, yet equally hilarious photos with us and our portable Ellen. If we fail, we will get arrested trying, it is a promise :p
Ireland: We have a feeling that if the Irish live up to their drinking reputation, our little Ellen cut out will appear in many drunken adventures ;)  *Pouts lips and makes peace sign with fingers, thinking it looks really cool*
Scotland: Everyone likes a healthy breeze around their privates, so, sporting kilts and wearing little hats with pom poms atop reasonable looking ginger haired wigs, we will go Loch Ness hunting to the tune of bag pipes as our marching anthem. And we know it's a long shot, but can Gerard Butler come with us??
Wales: Hey.....WE SPEAK WHALE....Bad joke, we know. Sorry :p
Spain: We will tango past the Toros when we take Ellen running with the bulls and on our Hop on/Hop Off Bus tour.
Paris: The Louvre, the night time bike ride, the Eifel tower…. We probably won’t eat snails or frogs – we hear they taste like chicken, but based on principal, and our healthy respect for the animal kingdom, we have resolved that some things just weren’t meant to be passed through the digestive system!
Italy: Ellen will get to see things such as the Colosseum, the leaning tower of Pisa, take a gondola ride in Venice, explore Pompeii, say hi to our friend George Clooney at Lake Como, catch a soccer game at the Olympic Stadium – PLUS eat all the gelato and pizza a paper cut out can stomach - does a paper cut out have a stomach?
Germany: We’ll find some of those funny shorts that double as overalls and yodel off a mountain top to a song of your choice. Suggestions welcome :p
Tokyo: Mt Fuji and the Bullet train – look out!
The Greek Islands: we will attempt to re-enact a scene from Mamma Mia for your viewing pleasure. We can’t guarantee that we have the singing Prowess of Pierce Brosnan or Meryl Streep, but we can try :p
And finally, perhaps our most favourite of all, we get to be Pirates in the Caribbean (pirate hats included).
We are willing to partake in any adventures or complete any tasks Ellen requests us to do while on our mission.
Our first stop though – America. We know it’s a long shot, but we were hoping to kick off our World Domination of 2010 on the Ellen Degeneres show. As part of our stay in America, we were going to try and get tickets to see Ellen as we are big fans.
So in the hope that we will get to dance in the audience, and maybe have a dance off with Ellen, we maintain that “fish are friends, not food”, and we really hope that you’ll help us get the message out.  Check out our fan page on Facebook and *Become a fan*  : Ellen Degeneres - the 2010 resolution to achieve world domination
of something that could turn out to be Ellen-iscious..

So we leave you with the hope in mind that we will help Ellen dance her way to world domination in 2010 :)
Say hi to your dad for us,
Love Ela & Kate.